The Temple Builder and the Pimp Cup

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The Temple Builder and the Pimp Cup


The Temple Builder says that he likes

A good book of rhymes (which is fine)

Accompanied by something called a 'pimp cup'

Had to Google, was this related to wine?


I hope I have pic'ed out the right cup

You gave me no clue which to choose

Not knowing this thing called a pimp cup

I didn't know which one which was youse


I thought the 'sexy bitch' was a no-go

Not sure if you wore lots of rings

The pink 'It's my fucking birthday'?

No good. So I picked the one which just said 'King'


Don Matthews January 2019

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Don Matthews

Fri 25th Jan 2019 06:41

I can also rhyme
I do it all the time
But don't describe mine with an 'f____'
Don't wallow in the grime ?

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