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It’s Friday before Christmas

With God’s help you'll see through

The Saturnalian orgy of

The Office Christmas Do.


The booze flowed free and freely

The dancing not as good

We’d just been singing “Feed The World”

While scoffing Christmas pud.


Cassandra took her panties off

(What a sport she’s been)

I hoiked her for a photo on

The copier machine.


And Malcolm had been boasting about

How much beer he’d sup

I saw him in the car park later

Crawling, throwing up.


And Jenny must remember that

Tomorrow she should floss

Securing her promotion with

A blow-job on the boss.


Then Ken biffs Bob from Marketing

As others join the row

It’s all to do with Brexit so it’s

Black Eye Friday now.


You’ve been on best behaviour

(Or so your memory thinks)

Until you’re back in January

To knowing nods and winks.




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John Coopey

Sat 22nd Dec 2018 09:14

Many thanks, Brian and Po.
In truth, It was at one of these do’s that something far worse happened to me. Our Gert and me started courting.

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Paul Sayer

Sat 22nd Dec 2018 08:49

John John John…

I should laughing by head off... ha ha ha bonk!

I am unable to get past the line...

"We’d just been singing “Feed The World”

While scoffing Christmas pud" !!!

What a concoction to digest my old friend.

Wonderful insight to thee


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Brian Maryon

Fri 21st Dec 2018 23:43

You tried to rise above 'em
but didn't you bloody love 'em

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John Coopey

Fri 21st Dec 2018 22:53

Someday sherry will make a comeback, MC, I'm sure. Who'd have though gin would?
Quite right, Don. We're lucky our misdemeanours were pre-CCTV.

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Don Matthews

Fri 21st Dec 2018 21:52


Your Cassandra did remind me
CCTV did see
This guy jump up on copier
Copy his 'thing-a-me'

He did it very quickly
So no-one else could see
But obviously he did forget
About CCTV ?

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M.C. Newberry

Fri 21st Dec 2018 20:58

The highs and lows of seeing the year out caught in all its "grot and
gruesome" variations.
You can sing along.
If you bring along
What will make us merry
Whisky and beer
From far and near
But knickers to the sherry!

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