Extract from this new publication priced at £3.50 from the author or Amazon.

 

80% of everybody has HPV

There are over 100 varieties

 

Adam in the garden

Full of passion and desire

Was dunking in an oyster

Lovely juices to acquire.

But just as he was happy

With forbidden fruit to grow

There came a suited serpent

With some scientific info.

“I’m obliged”, said he, “to tell you

It’s the devil of a crisis,

For there’s Papillomavirus

Swimming in your gorgeous iris”.