Sid  

 

There was a young man called Sid,

Who was amazed at everything he did.

One day he did die,

His family did cry.

At his funeral, lifted up the coffin lid.

 

Cher

There was a young girl called Cher,

Who went to the petrol station for air.

She filled up with joy,

Met up with a boy,

Who was amazed at her magnificent pair.

 

Cannibal event

 

There was a young  lady from Crewe,

To the boys she was a wonderful view,

To a show she once went,

Which was a cannibal event.

Unfortunately ended up in a stew.