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Desire

Tom was a taxi driver on his way to pick up a nun,

He'd always wanted to kiss one thought it would be fun.

So he picked her up and looked her in the eye,

Asked her if she wouldn't mind giving it a try.

 

She asked him whether he was married or a  Catholic .

He said," No neither,"this did the trick.

He pulled over to the side and embraced her in a snog.

But suddenly he burst into tears and was as sick as a dog.

 

"Why are you crying ?" "Well I'm Catholic and I'm wed!"

That's no problem I'm on my way to a fancy dress party and my name is Fred!"

 

 

◄ Full of beans

Hughmericks ►

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Taylor Crowshaw

Sat 17th Nov 2018 06:47

Really funny Hugh it ranks high on my list of favourites..??

<Deleted User> (18118)

Fri 16th Nov 2018 12:37

Fantastic, great, funny.
Love it.

Hannah

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