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Full of beans

Heinz was a pensioner and lived on his own,

Had three kids,but from the nest they had flown.

His wife died three years ago tragically in a crash.

Heinz lived on the bread line not much cash.

 

His cooking skills were few and far between,

Eating at a local caf he was frequently seen.

One cold dark evening he said to his host,

"I'll have two portions please of beans on toast."

 

Two portions were needed as he had missed out on his lunch.

The waiter brings the portions over which Heinz quickly did munch.

Fullfilled,happily he left , said bye bye to his host.

And proceeded to the Post Office with a letter to post.

 

To congratulate his daughter  in Greece for the twins she had just got.

But unfortunately Heinz had a heart attack and died on the spot. 

On hearing the news the host of the caf shed a tear,

"Can't believe it,"he cried "he was full of beans when he left here !"

 

 

 

 

 

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Taylor Crowshaw

Thu 15th Nov 2018 18:50

Tastey...Hugh?

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M.C. Newberry

Thu 15th Nov 2018 15:25

Hugh - you're incorrigible. I shall look at my 57 can with
moist eyes now...riven with regret for this unfortunate.
So now Heinz is a has-bean? Or - as the Yanks might say: he's toast!

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