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Wipe out .Wet wipes an enormous cause of sewage blockage

When as a nation we are in a rush,

Down our loos many things we flush.

A problem we can all do something about,

Bin your wipes hear me shout !

 

 

Most of our wipes do not degrade,

When in our sewers never fade.

The plastic contents of these wipes,

Clog and block our sewer pipes.

Wipes are strong from the very start,

Cling together ,difficult to part.

 

A 3P practice should become the rule,

Taught and practised in every school.

Ban all the wipes from  down our loos,

Transmit only Paper,Pees and Poos,

 

Bye,bye wipes hope not to see you again,

Avoid the cost of unblocking your drain.

Bin your wipes hear me shout !

A problem we can all do something about.

 

For not sending the wipes to their septic tanks,

Water companies send their sincere thanks.

 

 

 

 

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M.C. Newberry

Wed 14th Nov 2018 00:12

Takes me back to Tin Pan Alley lyric writer Irving Caesar
("Swannee" etc.) who once accepted a commission to write
songs to educate kids in personal hygiene - and later
admitted it was one of his most rewarding assignments!
I'm sure that Hugh enjoyed his gripe -
Being the thoughtful but humorous type! ?

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Don Matthews

Tue 13th Nov 2018 22:55

(Written before the 4th like came in)

I hope you follow practice
Put 3P down the loo
Now come along and sing together
Paper, pee and poo

Paper pee and poo
Paper pee and poo
All these can go down loo loo
But not your wipe wipes too

(Ready for verse 2?)

It seems Hugh's cracked a '3-like' one
That's one like more than two
Now come along and sing together
Paper, pee and poo

Paper pee and poo
Paper pee and poo
All these can go down loo loo
But not your wipe wipes too

?

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Taylor Crowshaw

Tue 13th Nov 2018 15:28

Excellent...a serious subject very well versed..?

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