Jill was on a diet and a stone had lost,

Needed a new dress asked what the material would cost.

Jill was slim and attractive,blue eyed and dark.

"Only one embrace per yard ,"smirked the young male clerk.

"That's alright  I'll take ten yards ,"said smiling Jill.

And got her 90 year old grandad to pay the bill.

 

Obesity

 

A large meal on a big plate,

Smiles at him temptingly to put on weight.

 A small meal one third of the size ,

Tries hard to entice him with its cute tomato eyes .

He eats them both !