Jim and Jane had been married a long time,
They were happy together and got on fine.
But physical contact was on the wane,
No problem to Jim but it worried Jane.
Some new neighbours moved into the house next door.
When Jane saw their physical reactions it worried her even more.
Each morning at the door the man gave his wife a kiss,
Jane said to Jim ,"Why don't you do this?"
Jim's answer shocked Jane and future problems did stir,
"How can I give her a kiss , I don't even know her!"
? another rib tickler Hugh. Thank you..
?
Jane then did give Jim a big kick
And it wasn't where you thought, on his lip
But it had an effect, he doubled up with great pain
Which severely affected his night's kip
That'll teach the old bugga to be smart
Jane thought with a smile on her face
Then suddenly realised what she had done
Would slow things in bed quite a pace
Please forgive me now Hugh for my tack-on
To the ongoing saga of your story
I can't help myself, (I'm a poet)
Who wants things to go on and get more-y ?
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<Deleted User> (18118)
Sun 14th Oct 2018 21:10
Love this one.
Hannah