The bus driver was in a very bad mood,

And to customers paying with large notes he was extremely rude.

A lady gets on with a baby and pays with a £20 note,

The driver angrily shouts,"You have destroyed my float!

Your baby is the ugliest I have ever seen."

Everyone thought the driver was really mean.

A man she sat next to said,"Go up there and give him a clout,

I'll hold your monkey for you while you sort him out."

 

What happened next gave the passengers a shock,

The baby of whom the two men did mock.

Took off his clothes and swung on the rail,

Showing off his monkey skills without fail.

He had got on the bus with his attendant Sue,

They were on their way back to Chester Zoo.