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Confessions of a husband and wife

Fred was on his deathbed,Jill held his fragile hand.

"Oh please my darling forgive me,I hope you'll understand!"

Jill's sweet voice aroused him from his sleep,

He looked up, pale,tired and began to weep.

"My darling Jill I have a confession to make before I go."

"Hush my love don't talk I think I know."

"No I must tell you now and die in peace,

The guilt in my troubled mind I must release.

I slept with your mother ,sister and best friend !"

"I know my love thats why I had to poison you in the end."

 

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kJ Walker

Wed 19th Sep 2018 20:48

Nice one. I can usually guess the punchline, but this one had me.?

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Wed 19th Sep 2018 18:15

Fantastically Funny!?

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Taylor Crowshaw

Wed 19th Sep 2018 14:25

Always enjoy your poems Hugh..?

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