It wasn't my dog!

I went to a house to show them a car,

It was round the corner it wasn't too far.

We sat on the couch and worked out a deal,

When in walked a dog and sat down to heel.

He moved onto the carpet and got into a squat,

Left a big mound it was quite a lot.


Well I was so embarassed I didn't know what to do,

And wondered whether the carpet was always its loo.

The customer ignored it and didn't say a word.

We carried on talking and avoided the turd.


When the deal was done I was ready to leave,

What the customer said next I couldn't believe !

"Don't forget your dog take him away."

It had followed me in it must have been a stray.





◄ Demonization,beware !

Diddle,diddle dumpling ►


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Wed 5th Sep 2018 21:45

A daily dose of Hugh!!! Always works!!! 😀😂😆

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Brian Maryon

Wed 5th Sep 2018 20:44

Christmas cracker Hugh?

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Taylor Crowshaw

Wed 5th Sep 2018 20:41

I did not expect that...I am still laughing. Thank you Hugh.xx

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