It wasn't my dog!
I went to a house to show them a car,
It was round the corner it wasn't too far.
We sat on the couch and worked out a deal,
When in walked a dog and sat down to heel.
He moved onto the carpet and got into a squat,
Left a big mound it was quite a lot.
Well I was so embarassed I didn't know what to do,
And wondered whether the carpet was always its loo.
The customer ignored it and didn't say a word.
We carried on talking and avoided the turd.
When the deal was done I was ready to leave,
What the customer said next I couldn't believe !
"Don't forget your dog take him away."
It had followed me in it must have been a stray.