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Our Call Centres In Australia are Clever

 

 

Call centres Australia are clever

We look after our callers who call

We're leading the world with this technology

Which I will now go reveal to you all

 

Don Matthews September 2018

 

◄ Brian Jets Off To Tomatina

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Becky Who

Fri 7th Sep 2018 12:19

Sorry it's taken me this long to have sufficient internet access to watch the video. What fun! I hope they paid the necessary licensing to the Doctor Who franchise!

My call centre nightmare is those voice-activated ones, as living in France my accent is too foreign for them to deal with. My recent experience with the helpline for the internet connection sums it up: I was asked to respond "oui" ou "non" and the system just somehow couldn't hear my response. My husband had to do it - so I don't know if it has a problem with foreign accents or female voices... Surely I can't muck up the pronunciation of "oui"?!

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Don Matthews

Thu 6th Sep 2018 00:59

Your gushes Brian flowed over me
They made my neurons whizzy
Which direction should they flow?
You sent them in a tizzy

Exterminate....Exterminate...

And as for gushing presidents
Already have one of these
Golly gush don't wanna push
And make me join him, jeez ?

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M.C. Newberry

Wed 5th Sep 2018 23:06

More fun - with a slightly sinister nod towards what is
probably nearer to the reality than we would like to think.
Certainly, some of the automated voice replies raise some
unsettling questions about where we are headed in such
basic business activities.

<Deleted User> (18980)

Wed 5th Sep 2018 20:42

Wow Don gush gush this is bloody brilliant gush gush you should be president of the world gush gush.

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Mac

Wed 5th Sep 2018 20:32

OMG this is brilliant!

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