Just for fun...

 

Can someone, somehow, kindly please explain

How I can fall in love with someone’s brain?

 

Pure eye candy you certainly are not

It’s not your looks that make me feel quite hot

Your mind distills great learning with such ease

It makes me feel quite weak around the knees

Your words of wisdom bring such clarity

You open up my mind and set it free.

 

But though an open mind I'll gladly take

An open heart is surely a mistake

I fear my love you never shall requite

Though in our love of learning we unite

Though thoughts and wise ideas you freely share

You scorn all tender talk without a care

 

But with no shame I build a verbal shrine

To intellect that never can be mine.

If my cerebral love for you begets

No more than poor iambic quintuplets

I’ll try to move beyond love for your head

Your feet smell and I'll bet you're crap in bed.