Alcoholic Aid,but unfortunately a wee rejection
A charity worker knocked on Debbie Hicks' door,
He knew her as he had called there before.
"Hello I'm collecting for the home for alcoholics,
Can you donate anything to help Mrs. Hicks?"
"Of course I can ,I'm always ready to give you a helping hand,
If you come back after closing time you can have my husband."
After closing time the charity worker collected him.
Asked,"How much do you drink,tell me the truth Jim?"
"I have a problem with my hands ,they permanently shake,
I spill most of it and quite a mess I do make."
The charity worker took him back, "I'm afraid Jim's entry into the home I am terminating
We can't accept him at the home as he makes such a mess when urinating.!"