mildred

In an American hospital people were always dying in the same bed.

On Sunday morning regardless of their medical  condition they were found dead.

This puzzled the doctors and produced quite a scare.

It happened in the intensive care unit,recovery was rare.

The unexplained deaths occurred around 9 o'clock,

A worldwide team of experts were called in to observe round the clock.

On Sunday morning all the experts assembled round the bed,

As the clock struck 9 in walked the Sunday cleaner Mildred.

Mildred was very laid back and a bit of a dreamer,

She unplugged the life support machine and plugged in the vacuum cleaner.

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◄ An examination twist

Alcoholic Aid,but unfortunately a wee rejection ►

Comments

jennifer Malden

Sat 25th Aug 2018 18:41

Hilarious as usual! Have friend intensive care medico and last week she had a patient who answered 'miaow' every time they asked him anything!!!!! He got more attention than any of the others. Shouldn't laugh about it, but rather like your poem.

Jennifer

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Jane Briganti

Fri 24th Aug 2018 20:31

This is so funny that it's twisted! Bravo😊 Jane

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Taylor Crowshaw

Fri 24th Aug 2018 17:04

Absolutely hilarious Hugh. Thank you 😂

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M.C. Newberry

Fri 24th Aug 2018 15:47

Another welcome connection to my funny bone!

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Don Matthews

Fri 24th Aug 2018 14:26

Now that is a good one Hugh 😎

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Hannah Collins

Fri 24th Aug 2018 12:26

I know I shouldn't but it made me laugh.
Brilliant piece.

Hannah

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