In an American hospital people were always dying in the same bed.
On Sunday morning regardless of their medical condition they were found dead.
This puzzled the doctors and produced quite a scare.
It happened in the intensive care unit,recovery was rare.
The unexplained deaths occurred around 9 o'clock,
A worldwide team of experts were called in to observe round the clock.
On Sunday morning all the experts assembled round the bed,
As the clock struck 9 in walked the Sunday cleaner Mildred.
Mildred was very laid back and a bit of a dreamer,
She unplugged the life support machine and plugged in the vacuum cleaner.