Scientists are on the verge
of replicating human touch

 

over the internet, individuals
at home will be able to reach out

 

and experience the emotions 

of others as their own

 

pornographic entrepreneurs,

police departments

 

military consultants,

and the ministry of the

 

Rev. Earnest Angley

have created a consortium

 

to further explore the applications

of this remarkable innovation

 

The consortium is pledging to set aside 

no less than .00002%

 

of residuals derived from this technology

to assist schools, 

 

hospitals, and retirement homes

with their own managed empathy networks