In Switzerland, strange to say, they don't find it a wrench

That one side of the place speaks Deutsch while the other side speaks French.

The people have long been accepting and it doesn't seem to jar -

That Teutonic tongue that says "I'm boss!" and the laid-back "Oo-la-la".

The centuries have surely played their part to see them get along

In those cantons where commerce is king and money can't go wrong.

In their business affairs - like those of the heart, a kiss is still a kiss,

With no cause for confusion connecting and pleasing any Swiss miss!

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