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I made a mistake

Jim rang the police to report items missing in his car.

"The steering wheel ,the stereo,the accelerator are missing so far.

I don't know how they did it I was only away for an hour."

But suddenly what really happened began to flower.

He rang the police back feeling quite ashamed,

"Not one of the items have been stolen that I have named,

Please don't bother  to come out officer an error I did make,

I got into the back seat of my car by mistake.."

◄ 4-letter words!

A satisfaction nightmare ►

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John Coopey

Tue 14th Aug 2018 23:52

At our age, Hugh, we do well to remember where we parked the bloody thing!

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M.C. Newberry

Tue 14th Aug 2018 17:48

To adapt the words from a vintage song I recall -
Hugh, you're driving me crazy
What can I do...what can I do?
Hugh, you make everything hazy,
What can I do - with you...oo...oo?! ?

<Deleted User> (19836)

Tue 14th Aug 2018 17:14

Lol???

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