The transfer of pain machine

To the delivery ward of the hospital a couple were sent .

They were asked to sign a transfer of pain agreement.

The doctor had invented a transfer of pain machine transmitting a portion of the pain to the dad.

To participate,since it was obviously reducing her pain,the husband was glad.

20 percent pain transfer was set,the effect was difficult to tell.

The contributing husband continued to feel well.


The  doctor checked his pulse and  blood pressure  and was amazed how well he was doing.

At this stage they decided to 50 percent they were going.

Full of confidence the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer to him all the pain.

The wife delivered the baby boy perfectly without any  strain.

She and her husband were so happy they couldn't  ask for anything more.

But when they got home they found the milkman dead at their front door!



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M.C. Newberry

Sat 11th Aug 2018 15:31

More welcome fun - much appreciated!

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Kate G

Sat 11th Aug 2018 14:06

Tee hee Hugh😂

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Taylor Crowshaw

Sat 11th Aug 2018 13:52

I have just read this to my hubby..hilarious..😂

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Brian Maryon

Sat 11th Aug 2018 13:00

Hugh...that's a good 'un!

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Hallie Elle

Sat 11th Aug 2018 11:35

Truly was not expecting the ending, very nice.

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