A wife was having an affair with the t.v. repair man.

She complained,"Dan watches football whenever he can,

Thats why we have got the biggest t.v. in the street,.

Quick hide behind it I can hear his feet!"

So the lover hid behind it while Dan sat in his arm chair.

He got hot and uncomfortable until the heat he could not bear.

And walked passed Dan and his wife with a nervous cough.

To which Dan complained ,"Didn't even see why  the ref sent him off!"