A little bit of flirt
She was slim and smart with plenty of charm,
Chatty and friendly,confident and calm.
She'd come to see me to plant a seed.
By the end of the meeting I was her dog on a lead.
She crossed her legs and was a little bit of a flirt,
She did it with her eyes and a very short skirt.
She signed me up for a caravan and a car,
No swear words or smoke from a cigar.
No footie talk or offer of a drink,
A little bit of flirt was her success I think.