A little bit of flirt

She was slim and smart with plenty of charm,

Chatty and friendly,confident and calm.

She'd come to see me to plant a seed.

By the end of the meeting I was her dog on a lead.


She crossed her legs and was a little bit of a flirt,

She did it with her eyes and a very short skirt.

She signed me up for a caravan and a car,

No swear words or smoke from a cigar.

No footie talk or offer of a drink,

A little bit of flirt was her ย success I think.

◄ It was difficult to digest what had happened

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M.C. Newberry

Sun 5th Aug 2018 17:16

A fun take on an old theme. Let me elaborate...
Most men spend their lives
Trying to please a lady,
Mothers, girl-friends or wives
And sometimes someone more shady.
Most women know so -
From tot time to trousseau!

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Cynthia Buell Thomas

Sun 5th Aug 2018 16:40

Quite delightful, but you're kidding, right?

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Don Matthews

Sun 5th Aug 2018 10:55

You didn't continue
The result of this flirt
The fire-flashing eyes
And very short skirt

A caravan and car
No good on it's own
Did this feisty lass
Then drive you right home?


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Taylor Crowshaw

Sun 5th Aug 2018 07:46

It worked for her Hugh. Excellent ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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Kate G

Sun 5th Aug 2018 07:21

I've met the male equivalents Hugh.๐Ÿ˜€ Love it, and who doesn't love a flirt!

<Deleted User> (19836)

Sun 5th Aug 2018 07:17

Flirty and funny!๐Ÿ˜Š Nice!

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