a sensitive soul just entered onto the stage wearing something silly!
I am deadly serious don’t laugh at me
If you do
I’ll think you did it intentionally
To put me down
I am no clown
I wear a frown
I try to be macho
If you laugh I’ll try to catch you
Bring you down with a rugby tackle
After that laugh or that cackle
I am deadly serious
It wasn’t just a turn of phrase
I am not just going through a phase
that I’ll get through
I am not like a teenager in a bad mood
If you laugh I think it rude
and I have taken up kick boxing
so don’t mess with me dude!
I may not be the muscles from
Or like Russell Crowe that angry actor
But if you laugh at me I’ll go off like a nuclear reactor
I hate detractor’s critics and such
If they laugh at me I won’t be able to take it it’ll all be too much
A vein will go pop in my head
The stress will kill me and I will be dead!
So don’t laugh at me unless I laugh first
Otherwise either you or I will be dead who knows who first
and my family will fear the worst
as I have been cursed with this disposition
of being sensitive for my own good!