(prompted by my good friend Anne Staton who provided the idea and the best lines.)

 

You don’t need this affectation

To help you with your thought control;

Avoid it with more lubrication

Around your nuts and round your hole.

          Hey, Rafa!  Leave your crack alone.

All in all you look a proper prick with that ball.

 

Is this ritual just fixation

Like tapping dust out from your soles?

A part of visualization

So vital to your rigmarole?

          But hey, Rafa!  Just leave your crack alone.

So knock it off and just keep bouncing that ball.

 

Or in that mental confrontation

Does it serve another goal?

Does it break the concentration

That other players try to hold?

          Still, Rafa!  Leave your crack alone.

So knock it off and just keep bouncing that ball

 

Me? It think it’s affectation;

So get a grip and self-control;

If tight pants give you strangulation

Get Y fronts which won’t wedge your hole

          But hey, Rafa!  Leave your crack alone.

All in all you look a proper prick with that ball.