I were out last night at The Brewery Tap
It’s a pub in Lymm where the real ales at
After finishing me second set of poetry
A guy said I needed positivity

Positivity is what I need
Positivity I need to see
If I do nothing else in this life
To be positive is what I’d really like

Now it’s all well and good to have an opinion 
But over positivity I have no dominion
Being morose is what I’m really like
If I didn’t crash me car I’d fall off a bike

Positivity is what I need
Positivity I need to see
If I do nothing else in this life
To be positive is what I’d really like

So the moral of this story seems to be
To think of good things when writing me poetry
Instead of doom and gloom I need to be free
And live a life that’s full of positivity 

Positivity is what I need
Positivity I need to see
If I do nothing else in this life
To be positive is what I’d really like
Get a life Fred! Be more positive!