How Fred passed away and ended up as a bike rest

Fred was a bully and persecuted his wife,

And on one occasion even threatened her with a knife.

Life was a misery for Jane every day out of bed,

But gladly one morning she found Fred dead.

To save money on the funeral she buried him in the garden ,a place he did like.

With his bottom protruding from the soil and a  place to park her bike.

 

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Wolfgar Miere

Fri 11th May 2018 14:13

A fine example of recycling a dull joke.

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M.C. Newberry

Fri 11th May 2018 13:40

Or...Bottoms Up!
Hugh - your blogs seem perfect for a volume of entertaining
frivolity markedly absent today.

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Anya

Fri 11th May 2018 10:46

Oh God! X

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