How Fred passed away and ended up as a bike rest
Fred was a bully and persecuted his wife,
And on one occasion even threatened her with a knife.
Life was a misery for Jane every day out of bed,
But gladly one morning she found Fred dead.
To save money on the funeral she buried him in the garden ,a place he did like.
With his bottom protruding from the soil and a place to park her bike.