A free lift home

Jane was waiting for her elderly husband to arrive home.

He had a tendency to get lost and roam.

A police car drew up with her husband in the back,

Alarmed she shouted,"Where have you been,I've been worried Jack!"

The policeman said,"We found your husband wandering in the park,

He was lost and confused,it was getting dark."

"Jack,you have been going in that park for over 40 years,

And never got lost even after a few beers."

Out of the officer's earshot  he whispered to his wife,"I wasn't lost,

I was just worried what a taxi home would cost!"


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M.C. Newberry

Thu 10th May 2018 14:43

Movie moguls speak of giving a production the "green light"
and I'm giving this the "blue light"!! Hee-haw...hee-haw....

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Brian Maryon

Thu 10th May 2018 12:28


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Stuart Bright

Thu 10th May 2018 12:10

Very good, i was thinking this was going down a different path and enjoyed the funny twist at the end!



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