A free lift home
Jane was waiting for her elderly husband to arrive home.
He had a tendency to get lost and roam.
A police car drew up with her husband in the back,
Alarmed she shouted,"Where have you been,I've been worried Jack!"
The policeman said,"We found your husband wandering in the park,
He was lost and confused,it was getting dark."
"Jack,you have been going in that park for over 40 years,
And never got lost even after a few beers."
Out of the officer's earshot he whispered to his wife,"I wasn't lost,
I was just worried what a taxi home would cost!"