WRITE OUT LOUD WOMEN BLUES

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(A Greatest Hit from my back catalogue.  An enormous nod to Robert Johnson and Elmore James)

 

I want a WriteOutLoud woman to do anything in the world for me

I want a WriteOutLoud woman to do anything in the world for me

She could lick my piece into shape; I mean my poetry.

 

I’d take down her pantoums and jiggle her spondees for fun

She’d mouth both my rondels and my phaleucian

We’d make the two-backed couplet until completion.

 

Now people if you are wondering why this poor boy has vowed

To work his way through all the girls who frequent WriteOutLoud

The answer, my friends, is plain to see

I’m a true cunning linguist; I just love poetry.

 

I’d love that woman when she’s in expletive mode

Or with her sestina they’d do a Sapphic ode

I’d play with her caesura till my diction explodes.

 

I want a WriteOutLoud woman to do anything in the world for me

I want a WriteOutLoud woman to do anything in the world for me

She can lick my piece into shape; I mean my poetry.

◄ A WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN

NIGHTS IN PRESTATYN ►

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John Coopey

Sat 20th Jan 2018 15:27

I’m not really, Graham. I just pay it lip service.

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Graham Sherwood

Sat 20th Jan 2018 12:26

I never knew you were a cunning linguist you salty old sod!

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John Coopey

Sat 20th Jan 2018 09:09

A queue is starting to form already, MC.

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M.C. Newberry

Fri 19th Jan 2018 17:53

I recall that in some countries, naughty photos were OK but
suggestive words were not. This would send them running
screaming for the hills.
But will you get any "takers" JC ?!

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