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Ridiculous Rhymes

If I were a terrier

life would be merrier

If I were a hyena

I'd be served a subpoena

If I were a cobra

I'd rarely be sobra

If I were an otter

I'd behave like a rotter

If I were a cow

grass I wouldn't allow

If I were a hippo

I'd go in for a dippo

If I were a vulture

I'd acquire some real culture

If I were a rat

I'd fart at the cat

If I were a cheetah

I'd pass my exams

If I were you

my parents I'd sue!

◄ Jealousy

Happily never after? ►

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kJ Walker

Sun 3rd Dec 2017 09:24

Bonkers
Right up my street
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Cheers Kevin

Jemima Jones

Tue 28th Nov 2017 14:53

mad! but I love it.Thank you.Jemima.

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Scott Villers-Stubbs

Tue 28th Nov 2017 13:05

Dont fart at the cat!! ?
Loved it

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