QUEEN IN THE KITCHEN
Here comes Mary like fairy dust
gentle queen of cake and crust
proving dough and proving to us
that baking is something that we can trust.
Her wings fold down, hair a-shimmer
the hot fairy rings begin to glimmer
all good things she doth impart
from the jam-packed cake to the humble tart
her perfection is part of a riddle
hey diddle diddle, cut down the middle
Mary would be twain in two
there'd be half for me and half for you.