Parenting for Dummies


By Fred Varden 

"Mummy I want some tasty sweets"

"Oh no you've had enough of treats"

"Ok I will cry, cry and cry"

"Well alright but it's the last I buy"

"You said that same thing yesterday"

"Well yesterday is not today"

"Granted but I now want milk"

"No chance of that you're getting zilch"

"But natural feeding's the best they say"

"On this you'll not get your own way"

"Alright I will cry and cry again"

"Cry all you want but your nearly ten!"

"Your a cruel, cruel, nasty Mummy"

"Shut up be quiet and here's your dummy"


◄ Is there a nurse in the house? (Audio)

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