Movie stars: 
           Aston Martin Cars
Footballers wives:
            Liposuction lives
Mediterranean diets:
             Sunday fry ups
Angela Merkel:
               Vicious circle
European Union:
                  Unstable communion 
Sense of Politics:
                  Nonsense of Heretics
Mad Scientist:
                   Sane Psychiatrist
White collar worker:
                    Blue collar shirker
Butlins holiday:
                    Bargain giveaway
Russian roulette:
                     Place your bets
Smoking gun:
                      The lies in The Sun
Poets and Journalists
                     Culturists and alarmists