May or Corbyn will be the people’s choice

Do you even think they will hear our voice?

How about a nice coalition for you and me

With the Greens Liberals and the lovely SNP

We all believe in miracles before our eyes

More broken promises surprise surprise

Brexit hard or soft? – What’s your flavour?

Do us all a seriously patronising favour

I am a politician and it’s a fantastic career

Money for nothing mate it’ll cost you dear

Ask me a question to answer yes or no

Yeah, but, no a place that I never will go

Let me be your leader and take the helm

Fail and I will become a peer of the realm

It’s a necessary evil that we all must endure

Until one fine day they discover a political cure

Get yourself to the ballot box on the 8^th June

If not there will be another one along soon

Do you want a future of lies and mystery?

Then what on earth are you waiting for

Vote for me