C’mon Graham, do you really expect us to sit through all this?

Give us a break.

"Thank God it’s over. That ridiculous annual spectacle".

Another victory of appalling taste.

Euro Vision. “What Vision?” the neighbor asks.

Our dog ain’t stupid either; leaving the room after the second song,

his brown spaniel ears twisted in disgust.

“Can we not hide it somewhere behind the Red button?” interrupted our 10 year old.

Ooooh, a bad idea gone worse.

And year after year the UK enters it “Britain’s Got Talent”.

Knowing fully well that trois or cinq points is imminent.

Even lower Luxembourg or even Azerbaijan?

Now here’s a better idea….

Let’s move Earth Day to coincide with the Eurovision Song Contest.

We all unplug our tellies for a good few hours. Think of the energy saving. And the planet.

And by the way, when did Australia officially become part of Europe?