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PRINCE CHARLES's LAMENT

We had sex in the stumpery

sex in the Aston,

I discharged my royal duty

like a good 'un,

sometimes the mood would take us

on bracing walks in tweeds

discovering the peripherals of pleasure

after the pie and pudden'.

 

I oft would try to catch her

where the compost bins grow high

with the sweetcorn erecting

i'd love her with a sigh.

 

Alas! the seeds of Autumn now

lie fallow in the field

and the grow one's own are wilting fast,

one simply accepts that couldn't last.

 

So goodbye now you ravages

we found so spicy then;

I tend to talk to cabbages now

and dream of little green men.

◄ NORTH BY NORTHWEST

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raypool

Sun 16th Apr 2017 16:34

Thanks all for comments. About the only thing I didn't put in was "tongue in cheek" but I suppose that's a taken. I'm glad you enjoyed this defamatory tribute, he's one of my impressions I don't have to explain afterwards.
Colin, sorry if you're not well. It would have been nice to see you, but there's a will...

David, a bit of an uphill struggle but it's all good at last!
Thanks for your help anyway mate. An OBE may be on the way .

Thank you elP for liking my silly side.

Paul, it's good to broaden one's scope , so try stopping me
aythangow.

John, nice that you got back on this - I like to spread a little happiness in the compost bins. Words like cabbages I think benefit from a rhyme.

Love all you readers!

Ray

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John Coopey

Sun 16th Apr 2017 08:59

It comes to us all, Ray.
The new gizmo works well. I'll be seeking your advice on it soon!
Excellent impression of Ole Big Ears which works brilliantly with the content. Loved the overt sexual imagery as well as the less overt. And that "ravages/cabbages" rhyme.

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Paul Waring

Sun 16th Apr 2017 08:14

Hi Ray, enjoyed all of this....the funny poem, the reading and the very good impression, I'm looking forward to hearing some of your others. Congrats on your first reading!

Aythangyow for posting and Happy Easter.

Paul

elPintor

Sun 16th Apr 2017 01:19

Very, Very Funny! And your reading tops it off so well.

elP

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Sat 15th Apr 2017 20:16

I can't help but feel you should have signed off with an "Aythangyow". But this was very good and I enjoyed it immensely. Thanks for spicing up my snotty Easter weekend Raymondo. I was contemplating gate-crashing the Woking WoL evening at the New Inn on Monday and meeting you and Greg but I'm just not up to it. Maybe another day if you like. Cheers for posting this. Col

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