"This health food fad's baloney"

Cried the pasty Macaroni;

"Will you stop talking tripe"

Came Spaghetti's tasty swipe;

"You're loved by folk who are bony,

So stop acting like a phony!".

"Yes, cease being such a sham"

Weighed in a Parma Ham,

While an attractive dish of Risotto

Warned: "Or that will be your lotto"!!

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