HAM-A-MIA!

"This health food fad's baloney"

Cried the pasty Macaroni;

"Will you stop talking tripe"

Came Spaghetti's tasty swipe;

"You're loved by folk who are bony,

So stop acting like a phony!".

"Yes, cease being such a sham"

Weighed in a Parma Ham,

While an attractive dish of Risotto

Warned: "Or that will be your lotto"!!

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◄ BETJEMAN

FLYING IN THE FACE OF REASON ►

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M.C. Newberry

Wed 26th Oct 2016 17:06

Thanks to you all!

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Tom Doolan

Wed 26th Oct 2016 09:30

Food for thought M.C. - bon appetite.

Lesiba the poet

Mon 24th Oct 2016 04:13

Nice one M.C.

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M.C. Newberry

Sun 23rd Oct 2016 17:29

LtB, CH and RC...thanks for taking the trouble to comment.
To paraphrase Mr Davies -
What is this life so full of care
We cannot find some fun to share.

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Rose Casserley

Sat 22nd Oct 2016 18:42

top marks for chuckle value Mr. Newberry!




Rose.

Lesiba the poet

Sat 22nd Oct 2016 17:46

Love the sense of humour!

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