She said hello my tough little cockle

I smiled and flexed my bulging mussel

She was a sweet pretty little squid

Looking for a lobster with whom to tussle

I ain’t no shy retiring periwinkle

Sharp and cool as a razor clam I am

As pretty as a Dublin Bay prawn she was

Checking out your delicious scallop yes mam

No point in being a selfish shellfish

Welcome to the wild world of crustaceans

It’s all about coupling and good vibrations

Now I have rendezvous with a cute crayfish

My octopus tentacles embrace her oh what a dish