Weight Loss

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Up in the morning

creaking and yawning

hungover and feeling

half dead.

 

I lurch down the stairs

full of worries and cares

and so fat I could

only lumber.

 

A quick cup of tea

then off for a pee,

but then stay

for a little bit extra

 

A good kilo lighter

So fit, and much brighter,

I bound from the bog

full of fun.

 

Wine is a pleasure

and food is still better,

but a jolly good shit

is a joy.

 

A bonk with a bounce

unloads less than an ounce,

but a jolly good shit

is divine.

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Zuzanna Musial

Fri 21st Dec 2007 18:13

GREAT WRITE!!!

"Up in the morning
creaking and yawning
hungover and feeling
half dead.

I lurch down the stairs
full of worries and cares
and so fat I could
only lumber."
I can see this in picture so well!..Zuzanna

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