is a truly wonderful thing.
Transforming a prison officer
from grafting to ex-pat bling.
By long canoe to from Seaton Carew
straight along Panama Canal.
A five year trip to paradise
with a healthy and glowing tan.
The missing man, a long time dead,
is on his way back to the nick.
The lovely wife with a brand new life
seems now to have missed a trick.
Insurance cash is wonderful stuff,
buys more than a panama hat,
but forgetting you're dead and posing abroad?
He should really have thought about that.