Cocktails tangy fruity and plenty of punch

swaggering from bar to bar getting drunk

swaying into a Sunny Days tanning saloon

cubicle three a bronzed model to be

feeling sexy and sweaty heat is on

dizzy and tipsy but feeling absolutely devine

skimpy white towel slightly slippling sliding away

wonky legs trying their best to walk

legless but carefree shiny golden goddess brown

beauty treatment skin based and silk toned

forty plus with lumpy cheeks heading home

City security cameras capture bold bare bits

red spots or are they scorched dimples?

sunstroked giant oranges swinging to and fro

rubber necking zig-zak motorists stare

all police patrols the race has started

push to grab true blue arresting hands

getting handcuffs on seems a major problem

thinking that it is fun and frolics

one policeman has his helmet pulled off

as he gets hot under the collar

kisses from a damsel thinking being rescued

Captain Sensible heavy chap dives in hard

big and large touch down rugby tackled

the situation at last now under control

wearing a plastic yellow road safety coat

suspect seems to have got clean away

last seen in the back of taxi

when interviewed later by front page reporter

all the driver would say is that - - -

a very concerned Captain paid her fare.