I has to ask...take gov'ment to task

Have we lost our sense of dash?

Dem politicians spout finance

And lead us a dance

Of worry about our cash.

 

I has to say...have we lost our way?

Our history's dere to find

Foremost in trade

We had it made

And now the blind lead the blind.

 

I has to quoth - what about dat oath

Of allegiance to our Queen?

It should be a crime -

Two devotions at a time -

But pro-EU MPs are keen.

 

I says to them - go kiss my hem

You don't deserve my hand.

Old Britain relates

to its reborn estates...

Behold - the promised land!

 

For thee and me - it's sovereignty,

No more and def'nitely no less

Me and you -

Let's LEAVE dat EU,

Let's FREE us from dat MESS!

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