One up

 

He’s the guy 

Bloviating 

verbal diarrhea 

proud

confident

cocky

He’s the guy 

tall

rich 

in charge 

all the answers 

all the solutions 

no substance 

just words 

He’s the guy

funky hairdo

hitler gestures 

outrageous claims

empty suit 

self funded

He’s the guy 

the spot in your undies 

the hole in your sock 

the rock in our shoe 

this is what we have become 

shame on us 

He’s the guy 

really?

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