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Dear To Whom It Concerns.
Wonder if anything interesting is happening in there tonight ?
High on life hope no one minds . am feeling lucky enjoying being me
Thank God I was invited , I have a reason to go in !
So I went to the bar at the 3minute threater , as you do ,
And asked politely for a cider BUT to be honest
All I got from them was some seriously negative energy straight away
They made me feel unwelcome and that's not a very nice way to behave towards strangers
What's wrong ? What is your problem ? What have I ever done to deserve such treatment ,
You're getting 0 out of 10 for your customer service skills !
Bet they have plenty of friends so when they seen me they thought No not him
Your loss immature sods.
They asked me if I had just walked in from off of the street as I thought here we go again...
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As you can imagine they looked delighted with themselves telling me the poetry event happening is actually a private party which is weird because the lady who organised it invited me here.
Fair enough they refused to serve me drink basically my face does'nt fit
I stayed calm only because you're not worth it I will expose ye in a poem
Ganging up on people is called bullying
You two can't bring me down like you tried
I seen a lad in a Victorians cap get a pint so knew it was just me
Dressed as hippies but its all a show because in actual fact they are rather quite judgemental
Who would of thought it ....actors
I savoured the moment ,went to stand by the door getting the feeling I was being watched
You should of seen them rebounding off each other
Honey honey check this guy strolling in from off of the street
LOCK the door on him quick SHIT honey he's in , smile darling
Ask him if he's just walked in from off of the street , let's fuck with him
I don't like his face and I don't like the cut of his jib , don't serve him !
Tell him its a private party that will make him have to leave
Yeah we have the power here don't we darling
And we only like our clicky circle of poet friends us
Honey darling why has he not got off?
Think we made it very clear he is not welcome here.
Why's he watching the stage that's nothing to do with him
We judge around here us
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Oh wait shit honey does Carly know him?
Why are they speaking then?
I told her you're mates wouldn't serve me
She said WHAT ARE YOU JOKING?
No they really are that pathetic
By the way is this a poetry event or a private party
A POETRY EVENT!!!!!!
I fucking knew it!
So why did they lie to my face saying it was a party then?
I would like the real answer please!?!?!?
Don't worry have you seen yourselves you can't offend me
Who thinks I should perform this at it?
Gonna sneak in next time
When you see my face it'll be too late on stage
Fucking liers exposed
So Carly introduced us and they looked embarrassed
Caught out yo!
Guess what I got a cider afterall
2 LIEING HIPPIES AT THE BEE BINIT BEERTER
Backing off from acting so cruel
No need treating me weird because I shower everyday?
From an outsider looking in
Get some sort of gimic involved
They tried apologising But I wasn't listening
Saying you know how it is?
Indeed evil exists
And personaly I'm sick and tired of tolerating demons
I'm well use to it
Come across the likes of ya loads no problem
I did not have a sheltered childhood soz
You do not matter at all
Don't try bringing people down
Just because it looks like they are having fun
You might get shocked
Count yourselves lucky I'm a nice guy
But fuck with me and I'm bound to write about it