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After drinking whisky
Some men are so frisky, 
But some are so boring, 
All night snoring.
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I will not give up drinking
But I will go on thinking
If I should give up smoking
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It’s so difficult to be kind
When all around are blind
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She has found a coin in her bed.
It was pleasant to know
That someone wants to come back.
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Yesterday was early, 
Tomorrow will be late, 
Today I have no time.
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You are so naïve
If you believe
He will stop thinking
About drinking
If he has nothing to eat.
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October revolution –
today’s pension.
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©Larisa Rzhepishevska

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Larisa Rzhepishevska

Mon 10th Aug 2015 22:52

Hi, John! Are you better at snoring after drinking whisky?))
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John Coopey

Mon 10th Aug 2015 16:33

These days, Larisa, I'm much better at "snoring" than "frisky".

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