Cats (In the style of Karl Pilkington)
Cats are arrogant twats,
They should be skinned and made into attractive hats.
Emotionally aloof and extremely austere
Total bastards!
Get Rid of them.
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Comments
<Deleted User> (5763)
Thu 21st May 2009 15:25
What do they taste like; rabbit, chicken?
Hi Sebstian
You've got to admire them though, fast clever little critters, and so cuddly...when they want to be.
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Cate Greenlees
Sat 23rd May 2009 16:36
This made me laugh!
Its how I feel when they keep trying to shit in my greenhouse!!!