Breaking Bad’s at last run out

Walt and Jess got even

Bodies lying all about

Someone’s finally leavin’

Can’t get by on Game of Thrones?

Not a fan of Dexter?

If you want more Breaking Bad

Here’s a Christmas Extra

 

Heather Page and Stan Bymee

Lived in Alberquerque

Stan was cooking crystal meth

Heather breeding turkeys

They went on a date or two

But it came to nothin’

Till one day they realized

Turkeys needed stuffing

 

In his underpants all day

Stan was busy cooking

Heather in her rubber gloves

Did the turkey plucking

Brightly shone the goods that night

Quality looked fine

Bagged it, shoved it out of sight

Where the sun don’t shine.

 

Feds came round to check the lab

Took away a turkey

Cut it open on a slab

Things were getting murky

Something didn’t seem quite right

Drug squad were bemused

Dragged Stan in to find out what

Ingredients he’d used

 

Stan confessed the recipe

Was for glacier mints

Drug squad never lived it down

Folks been laughing since

Minty turkeys took off big

Stan was in the clear

Had a minty Christmas and

A mintier New Year

 

© Dave Carr 2014