I had an MRI scan just the other day

They wanted a look at my pelvis

But there's one thing that I have to say

They wouldn't let me wriggle like Elvis.

 

They put me on a moving tray

And fed me into a  tube

Once inside there was no getting away

So snug I thought they'd need lube!

 

I lay there reciting while all around

Came hums and screeches and clicks

You never heard such a range of sound

Like a mad DJ with his mix!

 

At last they decided to let me out

It seemed like eternity to me

They said it's a week - or thereabout

Till I know the things they could see.

 

I've been magnetized and medically surmised

While they examined the width of my pelvis

Whatever the outcome I won't be suprised -

But at least I've lived longer than Elvis!

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