Well since Sir Alex left us

Old Trafford’s citadel

Is not the Theatre of Dreams it was –

More like Heartbreak Hotel.

 

Well since old Fergie left us

The men have played like boys

We never blamed the players though

We just blamed David Moyes

We thought him a phoney

He talked such baloney

When he bought Fellaini

I could cry.

 

Well since young David left us

We’ve placed or faith in van Gaal

But home defeat to Swansea

Was a shock to his morale.

 

We’ve lost before in Cup ties

But just by twos and ones

But never have we lost 4-0

To League 1 MK Dons

It’s pure degradation

Capitulation

Humiliation

I could cry.

 

But just wait till we’ve won one

We’ll be crowing then

The replica shirts will reappear

“UNITED” once again.