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Safe Sex

You talk to me of safe sex,

I’m not sure what you mean.

I don’t see how a condom

will stop me getting keen.

Your looks are drop-dead gorgeous,

you know how to give the eye

but when it comes to baring my soul,

I’m feeling rather shy.

Another notch on your bedpost

is not what I am for,

if I’m just one more conquest

I’ll not walk through your door.

 

If you really cared for me

you would take the time

to find what I am all about,

what really makes me rhyme.

I’m not talking ever after but

I could drown in your liquid eyes,

dissolve inside your hunky arms,

surrender more than is wise.

So you got a negative result

from your recent blood test.

Is that one of your chat-up lines?

Does it really help girls undress?

 

You think you have all the answers

against pregnancy and disease,

what of the danger of falling in love

and being brought to my knees?

What do you mean, I’m hard work?

We only just met tonight,

you thought I’d do it outside in the cold

for the price of just one pint?

Your kisses are amazing,

I can’t deny the truth

but at last now I understand

you want sex on the hoof.

Go try it on with somebody else,

oh, I see you already are!

I, meanwhile, am off to the loo,

it seems you unfastened my bra...

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Lynn Dye

Sun 8th Jun 2014 20:33

Lol, Stef & Patricia, the only part I believe is the snigger, snigger! Thanks for comment. xx

Daniel, thank you for your comment. But of course that would be the logical meaning! ;-)

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Ged the Poet

Sun 8th Jun 2014 11:54

...and Lynn, I used to think 'sex on the hoof' was something to do with Lady Godiva! ;)

<Deleted User> (6895)

Sat 7th Jun 2014 20:40

and heres us,thinking butter wouldn't melt in your mouth Lynn-(snigger snigger)xx

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Lynn Dye

Sat 7th Jun 2014 20:00

Ha ha, John, I'm sure I was thinking of a much younger me, also!

Yes, that does sound painful, Solar, lol.

Thank you both for comments :-)

<Deleted User> (9882)

Fri 6th Jun 2014 20:27

thank god you said sex on the hoof and not the roof Lynn-getting ladders caught in my knicker leg could be soooo painful! x

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John Coopey

Fri 6th Jun 2014 20:00

You'd be safe with me these days, Lynn.

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