Don't take your Elephant to School

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Don’t take your elephant
To hospital
And tie it’s ears outside
Into the bicycle rack.

Don’t take your elephant
To hospital
And encourage it
To steal other patient’s food.

Don’t your elephant
To hospital
Let it sleep
Let it roam across fields,

But most importantly
Keep it away from Tarzan
Who’ll drive them crazy
Like Harry Potter
Rewritten by Stephen King. 



(Not read the book that the image is on here but I will - lol)


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Gray Nicholls

Mon 27th Jan 2014 12:36

thanks guys. do have a few more in mind, but getting time is always my problem...

Patricia and Stefan Wilde

Sun 26th Jan 2014 12:47

keep 'em coming!xx

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Andy N

Sun 26th Jan 2014 12:01

excellent, gray. short and funny. made me giggle throughout. love it m8

Rose Casserley

Sat 25th Jan 2014 17:09


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